After last night’s Bachelorette cliffhanger we’re left wondering if JoJo will finally give Chad, the juiced up douche bag, the boot. Honestly, at this point you might as well call this The Chad Show.
1. Chad apologizes! No, not really. On last night’s episode Chris Harrison tells Chad to find a way to make the peace with the rest of the guys. So, he approaches the guys, and while he is extremely patronizing and never actually says sorry, he promises to stay out of their way if they stay out of his.
2. Evan gets a nose bleed. All the promos for this episode feature Evan bleeding as part of a Chad storyline. But, this is just a good ol’ regular nose bleed for no reason other than he jumped into the pool awkwardly… or something. Honestly, we’re still not sure.
3. Chad confronts Derek. During a one-on-one moment with Derek, JoJo asks him about the Chad situation. Derek says that he is Chad’s roommate and that the vibe has been really intense. Unfortunately, Chad overhears. He then gets all up in Derek’s face and says, “I don’t know who like me stole your girlfriend.” Insinuating that Derek is taking out some old grudge he has with steroid users on Chad. But, Derek stands his ground and doesn’t let Chad bully his way out of this one.
4. Chad gets a rose. Seriously? Honestly? At this point we’re calling bull shit. This show is totally rigged. There is NO WAY JoJo is into this guy. And cute Christian goes home. LAME!
5. The good news is they are leaving the mansion for good! And headed to the wilderness?
6. One Luke’s one-on-one date we learn that he served in Afghanistan at 23-years-old and while he was there he lost his good friend who was killed in action. Because of this loss he’s learned how important it is to not take things for granted. WE LOVE HIM.
7. James bleeds! The group date is a football day with Ben Roethlisberger where James and Daniel have an epic collision. James’ eye is literally pouring blood and he needs to get stitches. But, he opts out so he can continue on the date. What a romantic! <3
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8. The Blue Team wins! Nosebleedin’ Evan and Eyebleedin’ James somehow pull out a victory. And their team gets more time with JoJo.
9. Shit goes down. Back at the house Luke asks Chad what he’s going to tell JoJo on his two-on-one date with Alex to get a rose. Chad responds with, “Stupid question!” Dudes get offended, things escalate and Chad runs away (Not really, he just leave the room. But he’s majorly pissed.) Then, right before the two-on-one date, Jordan is talking about Chad with the guys and once again, Chad overhears. Chad then threatens to find Jordan after the show, go to his house and hurt him. Jordan says he is not scared (while looking terrified).
10. Chad gets the boot! THANK THE LORD! In an epic speech, JoJo finally has had enough and shuts down Chad, telling him threats and violence are not acceptable. Seems Chad handles this well… for like… a minute.
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The episode ends with Chad returning to the house, where he is no longer welcome (usually eliminated contestants take a limo straight to the airport) to confront the other men.
TO BE CONTINUED IN TWO WEEKS.
