Why she won’t end up with Dean

Dean sucked. Sure, he was a good ï¬rst boyfriend, but so what? My ï¬rst boyfriend was exactly like Dean. Super-sweet, but the moment you realize you’ve outgrown them and cut ˜em loose, they become whiny, jealous, floppy-haired man-babies. And then Dean got even worse. He cheated on his wife Lindsay and took Rory’s virginity in one fell swoop. Two wrongs don’t make a right, two wrongs make you die alone wearing a Doose’s Market apron. In case you need more convincing, David Sutcliffe (the dreamboat DILF otherwise known as Christopher) fully let it slip to Vanity Fair that Dean doesn’t end up with his daughter. Whoops!


