{"id":115886,"date":"2019-02-13T10:43:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-13T15:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digiblocks.ca\/29secrets\/?p=115886"},"modified":"2019-07-15T15:58:47","modified_gmt":"2019-07-15T19:58:47","slug":"thats-my-purse-i-dont-know-you-or-why-i-trust-celebrity-beauty-less","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digiblocks.ca\/29secrets\/beauty\/thats-my-purse-i-dont-know-you-or-why-i-trust-celebrity-beauty-less\/","title":{"rendered":"That\u2019s My Purse, I Don\u2019t Know You (Or Why I Trust Celebrity Beauty Less)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week we learned that <em>Goop <\/em>is getting its own Netflix show, and yesterday Victoria Beckham announced her own skin care line. Branded as Victoria Beckham Beauty and available through her website, it\u2019s obviously a far cry from the #wellness Gwyneth Paltrow keeps trying to sell us, but still belongs to the same family: celebrities having a say in the way we take care of and present ourselves.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI want to take care of women inside and out, providing them with the must-haves in makeup, skincare, fragrance and wellness that I feel I need in my own life,\u201d Beckham <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vogue.co.uk\/article\/victoria-beckham-launches-own-brand-beauty\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">said in a statement<\/a>. And, like, sure!<\/p>\n<p>But at the same time, I\u2019m getting tired. I love makeup and skincare and fragrance and wellness (despite not really knowing what wellness means anymore), but the novelty of celebrity-sanctioned and\/or created lines has worn off a bit. I may still live and die for Fenty, but Rihanna is an entity unto herself. She is the Da Vinci of being alive, and I trust her with my livelihood. But self-proclaimed lifestyle heroes like Paltrow are strangers I don\u2019t trust as implicitly. And while I\u2019m sure she and Beckham and everyone else who\u2019s parlaying their own tastes into viable brands have consumers\u2019 best interests at heart, I don\u2019t have the bandwidth to sift through them anymore, let alone get psyched when a new foray gets announced.<\/p>\n<p>The thing is, beauty and wellness (still, not sure what it means but sure) and skincare and all of the aforementioned are all quite personal. We wear makeup for different reasons, and before bed\/first-thing-in-the-AM rituals are tailored to our specific schedules\/tastes\/lives. Do I love a suggestion? Absolutely. But my favourite makeup is a conscious choice; it reflects my own tastes and what I need my battle armour to be, determined long after it\u2019s been tried and tested over the course of various scenarios. I don\u2019t know the famouses who are hawking me their go-tos. They\u2019re not the pals I consult or compare notes with, nor do they have my best interests at heart. Their beauty is their business \u2013 both literally and figuratively. Why should they have access to my bank account <em>and<\/em>my face?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I\u2019m just getting old. (It\u2019s possible! I am certainly aging.) Maybe I\u2019m just the worst possible shopper. But since a big part of growing up is filing away the stress you don\u2019t need anymore, I\u2019ve opted to file away the need to rank celebrity-sanctioned (or created) beauty and skincare below my own tastes for once. Not everyone is Rihanna who puts so much thought into her lines that she makes legacy brands look amateur, and I won\u2019t expect them to be. Especially since I like spending money on products I\u2019m obsessed with or can\u2019t stop thinking about and make me feel powerful, instead of something that claims to know what I want despite us never interacting before.<\/p>\n<p>In the immortal words of Bobby Hill, \u201cThat\u2019s my purse. 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