{"id":121828,"date":"2021-03-18T11:09:43","date_gmt":"2021-03-18T15:09:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digiblocks.ca\/29secrets\/?p=121828"},"modified":"2021-03-18T11:11:01","modified_gmt":"2021-03-18T15:11:01","slug":"the-first-day-of-spring-cometh-take-to-the-streets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digiblocks.ca\/29secrets\/wellness\/the-first-day-of-spring-cometh-take-to-the-streets\/","title":{"rendered":"The First Day Of Spring Cometh: Take To The Streets!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>By Anne T. Donahue<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>On Saturday, we will finally be freed from the confines of winter. We will have reason to hope. To laugh. To prance. To buy new t-shirts. We will be seconds closer to putting our boots and coats away and cursing them all as we do it, pretending we\u2019re not going to see them again roughly six months because time is cruel and I hate it. Spring will have sprung, and winter 2021 can go to the devil.<\/p>\n<p>So in celebration, I have made a celebratory list of how you can ring in this momentous occasion. First, because I love to tell you what to do and also because I need to find a way to fill my weekend since my life is shocking in its mundanity. Bless us all.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scream at the sun for as long as you can<\/strong><br \/>\nThe beauty is that it\u2019s warmer now, so venting your frustrations for as long as your body allows is an ideal way to spend at least the second half of breakfast. So put on a jacket (<em>not<\/em> a coat, no way in hell). Wear your Crocs with abandon. And shout until you are hoarse because the sun doesn\u2019t have feelings and if you do this to one of your pets, they will be taken away from you and for good reason.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Begin to build that spring\/summer wardrobe<\/strong><br \/>\nThis is my way of saying, \u201cGo to a store where you feel safe and invest in anything that\u2019s extremely marked down and can be taken into a warmer season. Please don\u2019t actually spend the majority of your income on jorts and flip-flops. I\u2019m primarily suggesting that you just find a tie-dye hoodie for 50% off and wear it for many months. Amen.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Buy a plant<\/strong><br \/>\nThis plant will represent your hopes and dreams until the first day of summer, when you will realize that you can actually not take care of plants <em>or<\/em>that you have a new calling: to completely define your new identity by plants and their kin. There is no in-between, but reconciling between the two is an efficient way to spend many hours, especially when you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Play Fleetwood Mac loudly, obnoxiously, and outside if possible<\/strong><br \/>\nI\u2019m not sure who declared Fleetwood Mac to be the harbinger of seasonal hope, but I\u2019m going to take credit for it in this moment and remind you that nothing says \u201csnow is damned and I hate ice\u201d more than listening to Stevie Nicks do anything, but especially help articulate that toxicity of a group I will obsess over until I am long dead.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Buy fruit<\/strong><br \/>\nNot only because I want you to get adequate amounts of vitamin C, but because spring is the season in which I personally choose to consume nothing but watermelon (out of date, but leave me be), berries (again, imported, but hush), and anything else I tend to eat to the point of making myself physically ill until September. 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