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Every year it’s the same spooky story\u201dyou walk into a Halloween store in search of a costume and see endless rows of tacky sexy French maid, sexy cat and sexy policewoman costumes. You want to dress up sexy this Halloween\u00a6but when do plastic thigh-high boots and chain-link bras turn from sexy into skanky? How can you find a balance without going overboard? Here are some tips on how to wear Halloween costumes<\/a> that will leave you feeling classy– yet still sexy and sassy:<\/p>\n

Wear Pants
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Unless you are dressing up as Lady Gaga or a giant baby, it might be wise to wear pants. Not only for health reasons (you’ll catch a cold with your other cheeks hanging out!), but there’s something to be said about a lady who wears pants\/skirts\/shorts. No one likes to see butts in the streets. <\/p>\n

Get Creative<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nothing screams confidence like a woman with wit! Get noticed because of your costume idea<\/a> and execution, not just because of your killer cleavage. You’ll stand out in a sea of naughty nurses and will be a walking icebreaker. <\/p>\n

Lingerie is Not a Costume <\/strong><\/p>\n

You don’t want to pull an Amanda Seyfried a la Mean Girls by wearing lingerie and mouse ears as a costume (I’m a mouse, duh!). There are other ways to look like a sexy critter. If you want to show off your buff bod, try wearing a form fitted suit that keeps you covered (not to mention warm). Think Anne Hathaway as Catwoman sexy versus Snooky wearing leopard print. Do yourself a favour and leave the lingerie for the boudoir. <\/p>\n

Photo Haunts<\/strong><\/p>\n

Remember that what happens on Halloween, stays forever on Facebook. So if you’re feeling a little self-conscious in your choice of missing materials, know that it will haunt you in friend’s Facebook tags, tweets, tumblrs and Instagrams. Dislike. <\/p>\n

Best ASSets <\/strong><\/p>\n

The golden rule of any fashionista is to show off your best asset\u00a6not all of them. This applies to Halloween as well.  If you’re a runner, show off your toned gams; if you love your back, there’s nothing sexier than a low back LBD. Love your engaging eyes? Go dramatic with the eyeliner. Remember that there’s nothing scarier than a girl with everything on display, so keep it zoned in.  <\/p>\n

Booze Control<\/strong><\/p>\n

One overtly sexy outfit plus one too many tequila shots may result in you portraying a less than classy version of yourself. Be careful of your booze intake this Halloween, you don’t want to end up in a scary situation. To keep yourself in a good headspace, alternate alcoholic drinks with glasses of water\u201dyou won’t get as intoxicated as you’re spacing out your beverage intake, and you won’t wake up with a horrifying hangover and you’re constantly hydrating yourself. Know your limit.<\/p>\n

And last, but not least:<\/p>\n

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Keep Kim Kardashian Out<\/strong><\/p>\n

If Kim Kardashion would wear it for Halloween, you shouldn’t.

Remember to stay safe and sexy this Halloween!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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