{"id":96351,"date":"2016-07-17T08:00:22","date_gmt":"2016-07-17T12:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digiblocks.ca\/29secrets\/?p=96351"},"modified":"2016-07-13T10:36:58","modified_gmt":"2016-07-13T14:36:58","slug":"5-funny-twitter-accounts-to-follow-while-watching-the-bachelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digiblocks.ca\/29secrets\/pop-culture\/5-funny-twitter-accounts-to-follow-while-watching-the-bachelor\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Funny Twitter Accounts to Follow While Watching The Bachelor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[tps_header]Let&#8217;s be real: Half the fun of watching\u00a0<em>The Bachelor\u00a0<\/em>or\u00a0<em>The Bachelorette\u00a0<\/em>is trolling Twitter and seeing the commentary. It&#8217;s like having your own viewing party with millions of people. 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You know James T. is up for the challenge. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xLVUYm0ZIr\">pic.twitter.com\/xLVUYm0ZIr<\/a> \u201d The Bachelorette (@BacheloretteABC) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BacheloretteABC\/status\/753204842022264832\">July 13, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/29secrets\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>@29Secrets<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I mean, obviously you should be following us. Our sass knows no bounds on Monday nights.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;Where I stand with JoJo&#8221; = about two inches below her hairline <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/TheBachelorette?src=hash\">#TheBachelorette<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201d 29secrets (@29Secrets) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/29Secrets\/status\/752660732445986817\">July 12, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\"><\/script><!--nextpage--> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bachelorburnbk\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>@BachelorBurnBk<\/strong><\/a> You know a Twitter account inspired by our favourite movie\u00a0<em>Mean Girls\u00a0<\/em>is going to be laying on the burns real thick. 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Sean&#8217;s tweets are surprisingly\u00a0sarcastic (or maybe I&#8217;m the only one that finds his sense of humour surprising) and he gives us a guy&#8217;s perspective on what other guys should and shouldn&#8217;t be doing.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I mean, who makes out with a guy on top of a horse and then sends him home? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/TheBachelorette?src=hash\">#TheBachelorette<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201d Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SeanLowe09\/status\/752662623502495744\">July 12, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em><strong>As always, stay tuned for our full recaps of\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><strong>The Bachelorette<\/strong><em><strong>\u00a0(and\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><strong>Bachelor in Paradise<\/strong><em><strong>, premiering August 2), every Tuesday morning.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[tps_header]Let&#8217;s be real: Half the fun of watching\u00a0The Bachelor\u00a0or\u00a0The Bachelorette\u00a0is trolling Twitter and seeing the commentary. 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