{"id":96768,"date":"2016-08-06T08:00:44","date_gmt":"2016-08-06T12:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digiblocks.ca\/29secrets\/?p=96768"},"modified":"2016-08-04T17:55:04","modified_gmt":"2016-08-04T21:55:04","slug":"can-we-just-stop-with-the-movie-remakes-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digiblocks.ca\/29secrets\/pop-culture\/can-we-just-stop-with-the-movie-remakes-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Can We Just Stop With the Movie Remakes? Please?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>K, I know that we&#8217;re living in the age of all things nostalgia. I get it. And I also know that Hollywood ran\u00a0out of ideas for new movies like five years ago, but I have one thing to say to all of the movie remakes: Please stop. For the love of everything holy, please stop.<\/p>\n<p>Almost every new movie that has come out in the recent years is a remake or variation or unwanted sequel of some movie that was done right the first time. Either that or it&#8217;s a remake of something that shouldn&#8217;t have even been made in the first place. Like we didn&#8217;t want it the first time and\u00a0<em>really\u00a0<\/em>don&#8217;t want it the second time.<\/p>\n<p>This rant is probably way overdo, but recent news really set me off. Last week, while I was sunning myself on a beach in Bali (seriously though, just trying to hold on to the vacation), I was scrolling through Twitter because I&#8217;m incapable of pulling myself away from my phone and saw the news that there&#8217;s going to be a remake of\u00a0<em>The Blair Witch Project\u00a0<\/em>to which my reaction was: Why? Did we need a remake of\u00a0<em>Blair Witch<\/em>? Did we even need the first\u00a0<em>Blair Witch\u00a0<\/em>or the sequel\u00a0that followed? No, we didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>The next bit of news that set me off was <a href=\"http:\/\/variety.com\/2016\/film\/news\/dirty-rotten-scoundrels-remake-rebel-wilson-star-1201830467\/\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>. Rebel Wilson is going to star in a remake of\u00a0<em>Dirty Rotten Scoundrels\u00a0<\/em>(which, by the way was already a remake so ohmygod when does the madness end), literally one of my favourite movies, ever (if you haven&#8217;t watched it, go now). It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t love the idea of having two female\u00a0con-artists instead of men and it&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t love the idea of an all-female\u00a0<em>Ghostbusters\u00a0<\/em>team, it&#8217;s just that some movies are just good on their own and really don&#8217;t need remakes. We can empower women in film in a\u00a0way that isn&#8217;t remaking a movie\u00a0that was already good the first time around.<\/p>\n<p>You know what the funny thing is? Dirty Rotten Scoundrels totally could have had a sequel. The ending set it up for a sequel. But the team decided they didn&#8217;t want to ruin the story by adding more to it; that it was better as a stand-alone movie. And you know what? They were right.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure Hollywood won&#8217;t listen to me considering they&#8217;re already working on remakes of\u00a0<em>Jumanji\u00a0<\/em>and\u00a0<em>It<\/em>, but if you really want to\u00a0experience the adventure over again, just watch the original. Problem solved.<\/p>\n<p>(I realize that as I write this you&#8217;re probably all like, &#8220;But Ash, aren&#8217;t you the one who won&#8217;t stop talking about <a title=\"Gilmore Girls\u009d Releases Official Title\" href=\"https:\/\/digiblocks.ca\/29secrets\/pop-culture\/gilmore-girls-title\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life<\/em><\/a>,&#8221; and yeah, I totally am and let me tell you I&#8217;m TERRIFIED they&#8217;re going to ruin it for me.)<\/p>\n<p>Here is a list of movies that I would really\u00a0like Hollywood to leave alone:<\/p>\n<p><em>The Craft<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Clueless<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The Godfather I <\/em>and<em> II<\/em> (you can do whatever you want with <em>III<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><em>Titanic<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Every Disney movie<\/p>\n<p><em>Misery<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The Shawshank Redemption<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Tommy Boy<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Breakfast Club<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The Goonies<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Mrs. Doubtfire<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Jaws<\/em> (because you don&#8217;t need CGI to get scared, tbh)<\/p>\n<p><em>Ferris Bueller&#8217;s Day Off<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Weekend at Bernie&#8217;s\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and literally any of your other favourite movies that you can think of.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>K, I know that we&#8217;re living in the age of all things nostalgia. 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